This is the story as it appeared in the #modarchive IRC channel. Enjoy!
<SLAM[HTML]> LOL that Oddities story trips me out :-).
<SLAM[HTML]> Reminds me of some kind of support gropu session...
<SLAM[HTML]> "Everyone close your eyes and follow me...you've lost all sense of
reason. Your mind is floating in a nameless, colorless, odorless, soundlss,
tasteless void...
<SLAM[HTML]> What's this? I ahven't read the IRC version!
<Christofori> lol
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<Christofori> it's mostly the same of course.. but it tells you who wrote what parts :P
<SLAM[HTML]> ROFL...so you basically just took turns on lines to see what came out..that looks like so much fun.
<Christofori> yep
<Christofori> I hope to craft more volumes of "Oddities" in the same wya
<Christofori> way
<SLAM[HTML]> In such a way are these stories made that the process could confuse even the most voluptuousof African Giraffes, and so intricate that their sum could equal the whole of...
<Christofori> an apple pie; or at the very least, a small slice of shrubbery. Be that as it may, the whole of the discussion really lies, moreover, on the size of...
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<Christofori> bah.
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<Christofori> <Christofori> an apple pie; or at the very least, a small slice of shrubbery. Be that as it may, the whole of the discussion really lies, moreover, on the size of...
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<Christofori> <Christofori> bah.
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<SLAM[CD-CoS]> dammit
<Christofori> :P
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Ahehehehehm...moving right along...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> The Love Machine of Doom. Once again, it returns under the power of audible thrusters that shatter the continuum of time and space, and bring reconciliation to the lovely green...
<Christofori> fields of hay (which are not yet ripe). These fields are covered with fresh dew, and as such, are completely unprepared for what happens next. This, of course, is...
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<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Completely irrelevant, because of the quizzical nature of the flying saucers and silverware in the depths of the sky as their cruel owners gaze at the heights beneath the ocean, and whiz past the distant hills, rapidly stroking the...
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<Jace> x)
<Jace> hmm
<Jace> bugger!
<Jace> w00t! no TMA!
<Jace> :))))))))
<Jace> yay!
* Jace is happy now * =)
<Christofori> monkey's long and matted hair. Such things are, indeed, obscure by nature; however, they still do actually serve a common purpose, which happens to be...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> lol
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<SLAM[CD-CoS]> The asexual reproduction of important legal documents, whose sole purpose is to rid the world of nicotine and the RIAA. Of course this could never be feasible without the blessing of...
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<Christofori> BARRY, who seldom comes to the aid of monkeys in need. At least, not anymore. Following the incident with the Jack of Spades and the mummy of Aiduklerny, BARRY soon found that he would rather spend his time...
<Jace> yous two... tell me where do you get your stuff from? I WANT SOME!
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* Christofori hands Jace some Mace
<Jace> :I
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> teasing the the many loyal kings and subjects of his kingdoms, which stretch as far as the eye can see, and beyond, so that the merry residents of the jungle have clashing, cascading music by which they can entertain......
<Christofori> their mothers while they host Tupperware parties. Such a thing, while once considered a popular fad in many locales, is becomming more and more of a rarity; much like the...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> random jitteriness received by the North American Swallow as it struggles to carry a coconut from point A to point B at the whim of its new legal authority at FedEx, Which Doth 0wn The World, much to the objection of...
<Christofori> the Unladen Swallow Associan (r)(tm)(c), which denies any and all connection to the trivial nature of the RIAA and any subsidiaries thereof. Such connections, while wild to the naked eye, often become much more clear under the 'magnifying glass' that is the...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> discerning eye of the Average Consumer, which wisahes only to hear some quality sounds over their rapidly communicating ports that sound as though they might be speaking a french version of piglatin to convey the whimsical knowledge of the Uncommon Ancients that was gained in such a fashion as to sicken the....
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<Christofori> dogs of the sea, the seahorses themselves. Yes, these odd and arguably backward-sexed organisms feed off of the common items that float from the sky and land on the tree tops of muscular, eye-dropper toating gorillas eating yellow grapes and purple bananas. The peels of the grapes fall to the ground, only to be consumed by...
<Jace> how long have you two been going on this?
<Christofori> 26 minutes or so.
<Jace> loonies.. *goes back to php programming*
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> The Horrifying Omnivorous Kites, a swooping, sailing, slithering snake of an aircraft, which has only the strength to gather its food from the groud before taking off once again into the...
<Christofori> WILD-BLUE-YONDER, which is, of course, an accronym that stands for...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Wandering Idiots of Lima Delta-Book Lovers UnderEarth-
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> hold on a sec, about to get pinged out :-p)
<Christofori> k
* Christofori will take a brief break for a few moments, brb
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Yardarm Overhand Not-Dead-Enough Reserves.
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<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Okay.
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<Jace> this is getting confusing again :I
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Yes, Jace, it' is the World's Most Difficult Conversation To Folow...EVER.
<Jace> not the conversation, it's pretty simple, been in similar before, it had about 10 people on it though ;)
<Jace> just the sourcecode on my sendsong.php :op
<Jace> *of
<Christofori> The WILD-BLUE-YONDER organization, which shant be confused with INIQUITY (Indian Nonsence Involving Queens, Unions, Idiots, Thieves, and Yiddish folk), takes it's business very seriously. Such business, usually conducted only under strict and utter secrecy, often occurs in...
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<Christofori> Bah.
<Jace> x)
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<SLAM[CD-CoS]> My my, that's irritating...
<Christofori> Must be
<Christofori> did you get the last line?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Might I get a restatement?
<Christofori> The WILD-BLUE-YONDER organization, which shant be confused with INIQUITY (Indian Nonsence Involving Queens, Unions, Idiots, Thieves, and Yiddish folk), takes it's business very seriously. Such business, usually conducted only under strict and utter secrecy, often occurs in...
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<SLAM[CD-CoS]> The wee hours of the morning, the time that most intelligent people who would notice such activities and take the apporpriate action are holed up in their homes chatting online, giving w
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> (I REALLY hate those ping messages...)
<Christofori> giving w...?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> And procuring food that powers and eases the passage of the...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> (Er...ignore the giving w p[art.)
<Christofori> k
<Christofori> dark matter from point A to point B in the thermonuclear reactor of all IT-based bots, which are currently in service on the...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Coast Guard Cutter "Valiant," a ship nearing 40 years of age, deteriorating slowly under the watchful idiocy of its nobly ignorant crew which happily accomplish their mission with equpement from the pages of bad '50s Science Fiction, a myth which the wizards of the coast have yet to dispell due to the...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> (I REALLY hate this place :-p.)
<Christofori> aging mythos surrounding such things. Besides, who has time to think of the ramifications of massive system upgrades, not to mention hull reinforcements and.. dare we say, or even THINK it.. crew "upgrades?" No, I think we dare not go there at this time. Such frivilous thought would certainly require...
<Jace> (this place == "valiant" || "#modarchive")?
<Jace> ...
<Christofori> "valiant" :P
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> loads of moolah, not to mention the presence of the huge balls of an unknown substance to drop their birthplace for at least 23 minutes, and wiggle and jiggle in a floating manner for a similar passing of time. Yes, such resources and events coming together in the correct
time and place are hardly unlikely. Almost unlikely, in fact, as...
<_33[0]> baboom!
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<SLAM[CD-CoS]> LOL, Heya, 33 :-).
<_33[0]> hi SLAM!
<_33[0]> longah timah
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> I finally heard the song you made with grl, "Take Me." Very nice, reminds me vaguely of Shiva in Exile's music -).
<_33[0]> let me rape your bandwidth with a my latest work
<Jace> Bonjour, monsieur Trois!
<_33[0]> oh hahaha, that's like 2 years ago
<_33[0]> hi Jace!
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Have a download link? I'm connecting via telnet, believe it or not...
<Jace> Different vocals? =)
<_33[0]> no links
<Jace> 33: spam me and i'll host it on my http ;)
<_33[0]> no vocals for Different yet Jace
<Jace> bummer
<_33[0]> ok
<Christofori> ...as the infinate failure of the Love Machine of Doom. Such a failure is not possible, of course; so fear not, daft citizens. The Love Machine of Doom will live on forever and ever (Amen)!
<Christofori> The End
<Jace> i think i already have it, but i'll overwrite in case there's som eupdates ;)
<_33[0]> no update last 3 days were hell for me,
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> At least so long as we have an uniterrupted supply of viagra spam mail.
<_33[0]> no time whatsoever
<Jace> hehe
<Jace> okay ;)
<Christofori> lol slam :P
<Jace> Slam & Chri.. do you know what that sort of reminded me of?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Hehehe, nice one, Christo.
<Christofori> Jace; nope.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Do I want ot know?
<Jace> when Arthur and Ford were trying to analyse the poem of the vogon chief to him
<Jace> yeah, something like that