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*** Now talking in #modarchive
*** Topic is ' - New top 10!
NEW directory is now emptied... phew!! Thanx redheat now im all riled up again :( will DIE at my hand.'
*** Set by St3vor on Wed Apr 03 03:04:50
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> What a ride...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Okay, now I'm finished :-).
<RedHeat_wrk> lol
<Christofori> Oi! What mhz are you at now Slammo
<Christofori> ?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Setting it for 40 MHz caused problems, so I leveled it off at 33 MHz.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> :-)
<Christofori> Ah
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> s-s-s-speeeeed!
<Christofori> Isn't that what you had it at a while ago?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> No, I had 25 before.
<Christofori> oh..
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> I could here oyu guys, it would just get clipped every now and then.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> I THOUGHT I was running at 33 for along time, but it was 25.
<Christofori> Sheesh.. a 25mhz 486.. Now THAT was a while ago
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Yep :-).
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Okay, invite me.
<Christofori> We're not chatting anymore, but you and I can test it
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Okay.
<RedHeat_wrk> muhaha
<RedHeat_wrk> now its back to my old photo
<Christofori> Um.. Back?
<Christofori> holy cow
<Christofori> How'd you change that, you have ftp access to their server or summthin?
<RedHeat_wrk> its my server :)
<Christofori> oh yeah
<Christofori> lol
<Christofori> Duhh!! :P
<RedHeat_wrk> hehehe
<RedHeat_wrk> but its garg's page
<Christofori> I forgot about that little line that says "hosted by redheat"
<RedHeat_wrk> hehe
<Christofori> yeah
<Christofori> Do you have a lot of space on the server?
<RedHeat_wrk> unlimited sorta but its not my server IRL, its my ex-boss's
<Christofori> OIC.. cool
<RedHeat_wrk> i just use minimum amount i need
<RedHeat_wrk> max*
<Christofori> So do you still do mod broadcasts?
<RedHeat_wrk> nah\
<Christofori> hmmz.. how come?
<RedHeat_wrk> my shell provider got pissed off :D
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> This is irritating. It's like it keeps picking up background noise. I'll have to try reducing the volume.
<Christofori> Oi! that suxx0rz
<RedHeat_wrk> (its not the same place as the ftp space)
<Christofori> yeah
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*** Melerinion is now known as Melfunktio
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Well, crap.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> I can listen to ou guys with no problems, but it keeps feeding background noise, and crapping the program out if I try to talk.
<Christofori> Yeah, I noticed that last time you tried
<Christofori> Hmm.. Dose is quiet; wonder what he's up to
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> "Muwhahahahahahaha," AcidDose laughed evilly, "They'll never guess what I'm up to!"
<Christofori> lol
<RedHeat_wrk> where is this placE?
<Christofori> Which place?
<RedHeat_wrk> i just wanna look :D i cant talk from work cos its firewalled
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose continued scribbling code and tweaking his instruments. After being insulted by BardCat, thrown out by Stary, and 
smashed into an asteroid by...himself...AcidDose would finally have the AcidTracker perfected and ready for use.
<Christofori> Oh.. we were voicechatting with Yahoo messenger
<RedHeat_wrk> oh that thing
<RedHeat_wrk> hehe
<Christofori> We stopped though when some people left
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> All it would take was a few more...*SNAP* "AAAAAAH!" cried AcidDose in agony, "My pencil broke!"
<Christofori> lol.. Are you trying to tell me something? :P
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose leapt from his desk and dashed for the door, pencil in hand, determined to find someone who could fix his precious tool.
<RedHeat_wrk> oh
<morkovkin> GUYS!!!!!
<RedHeat_wrk> lol
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Hi.
<Christofori> WHAT????
<morkovkin> A NEW 8HOUR compo is starting...
<Melfunktio> :)
<Melfunktio> already advertising :D
<drq> 8 hours? O_o
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> The first person he ran into (at great speed) was BardCat. He was reluctant to ask for help, because he knew what BardCat would say, but AcidDose was desperate. "BardCat, can you fix my pencil?"
<morkovkin> yeap
<Christofori> Slam: Have you gone insane, or just started another story?? :P
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> "I dunno," BardCat replied, taking the pencil, "What are you using it for?"
<morkovkin> is there someone who can post news on modarchive???
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> I'm honestly not sure.
* AcidDose is yes, desperate for loooooooooooove, baby.
* AcidDose rapes SLAM[CD-CoS]
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> "AcidDose gulped, "It's for AcidTracker."
<RedHeat_wrk> not anyone here right now morkovkin 
<Christofori> morkovkin: You can post anything you'd like in most of the message boards on
<Christofori> Slam: Did you ever fix that problem with your router that affected your DCC abilities?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Without another word, BardCat broke the Precious Pencil in half and walked away. "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" AcidDose screamed, gathering the two halves up from the floor. He gazed at them in amazement. TWO pencils? This could be useful.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> I don't honesltly know what caused it.
<Christofori> oh
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> I don't have acess to our router settings, and my dad's changed nothing that I know of.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> I ahve an idea tohugh.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> DCC uses a wide range of ports
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> .
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> And we happened to hit the ones the one or both of us has blocked.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Not sure.
<Christofori> I have no blocked ports atm.. I am not behind my firewall
<RedHeat_wrk> if the router has a firewall/filter built in, then its most likely that... also DCC usually doesnt work thru private routers/proxy 
servers as they have no real routing to the ip addresses behind them on the internet itself :D
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> It might count from the bottom up and log the last used port in the INI file.
<Christofori> although I should be.. hmm..
<Christofori> lol.. Dose, try to hack me :P
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> lol
<RedHeat_wrk> DCC is application level port assignment
<AcidDose> slam, haha, i have 486 66, and an intel overdrive 66, sitting right here, bwahahaha
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Give it to me >;-0!
<Christofori> Dose: Install windoze 1 and 2 on them (respectively)
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> lol
<AcidDose> no i mean the chip
<AcidDose> CPU's
<Christofori> oh
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Oh, okay.
<Christofori> weirdo!
<Christofori> Build them into systems.
<AcidDose> i have one in use, (another 486dx-66)
<AcidDose> i only have one case, my others are in storage
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> My MB can only handle up to 40 MHz.
* Christofori corrects: dx2-66 :P
<AcidDose> i'm gonna make FTP server, WWW server, TELNET server, ect....
<AcidDose> lol
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> lol
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Okay, moving on...
<Christofori> Dose: You oughtta use the overdrive proc in a BBS machine! :D
<AcidDose> ;)
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose ran until he reached the dinner hall, and Christofori and SLAM's famous KitKat Bar.
<AcidDose> i have lots of 286 22 boards ;)
<AcidDose> like ten
<Christofori> You know, I really like that I used a tambourine in my latest track. I should use it more often.
<Christofori> I have a 386-40 board around here somewhere..
<Christofori> that's the oldest one I have though
<Christofori> It's pegged out at 8mb ram!
<AcidDose> Christofori: your NETBIOS host is disabled
<Christofori> all 8 simm slots full :P
<Christofori> Dose: I know :{
<AcidDose> i put 32 megs in my 386.....
<Christofori> hehe
<Christofori> ramstacker?
<AcidDose> nope
<AcidDose> 8 * 4 = 32
<Christofori> or 4mb modules.. oh ok
<AcidDose> 8 fours
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose asked Christofori quickly if he knew any way to repair a broken pencil. Christofori regretted that he didn't, and sent 
AcidDose on his way. SLAM called him back to the bar, thinking he might have a suggestion.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> SLAM took one of the pencil halves, and threw it into the paint shaker for several minutes.
<AcidDose> hahaha there's always a bar involved
<Christofori> Slam: This story of yours didn't have a beginning.. hehe
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> I know :-).
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> It's a sort of "intermission" in the other stories I guess.
<Christofori> lol
<Christofori> "The Lost Episodes"
<Christofori> Subtitled: "AcidDose's Bad Trip"
<AcidDose> hmm
<AcidDose> i only have disk images for MS6.22 1 and 2, not 3 ;(
<RedHeat_wrk> i have 3 
<RedHeat_wrk> at home
<AcidDose> yay send it to......damn.
<RedHeat_wrk> i can if you want
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Finally, SLAM turned off the machine, opened the door, and brought out the martini tin. He opened the lid and dumped the contents onto the bar.
<Christofori> Dose: I just have disks of 6.20 and an update for 6.22
<AcidDose> oh well
<AcidDose> you only need 1 and 2 for an install, i forget what 3 has on it
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> "Sawdust?" AcidDose said wonderingly, placing a finger in the fine substance, "Where did sawdust come from? This is a pencil."
<Christofori> Dose: Just download the third disk if you need it
<RedHeat_wrk> i'll upload it to some ftp space for you when i get home AcidDose (its all 3 disk images)
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> SLAM and Christofori shrugged in unison and went about their business, leaving AcidDose to ponder.
<AcidDose> the package of images i have is 1, 2 and 2.
<AcidDose> ;)
<Christofori> Mmm... Sawdust...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose was about to leave through the other entrance, when he heard a "psst" behind him.
<AcidDose> Christofori: its impossible to find online...
<AcidDose> practicly
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> He looked back, and there sat James-Bond at a table.
<Christofori> Dose: Yeah.. I figured you'd be able to though
<RedHeat_wrk> AcidDose i found mine online, dunno where, but it practically took AGES lol
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<AcidDose> hehe, well, thanks to redheat, the hard part is done ;)
<Christofori> hmmmz
<AcidDose> now i just wait till he links me sometime later ;)
<AcidDose> or dcc or whatever
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> "I hear you're looking for a way to fix your pencil," James-Bond said in a whisper as AcidDose sat down. "That's right," replied 
AcidDose, "I can't finish AcidTracker without it!"
* Christofori links AcidDose
* AcidDose splinks Christofori into a fragment.
<RedHeat_wrk> is this any use?:
* Christofori wonders what kind of fragment he has just splinked to.. and what a splink is
<RedHeat_wrk> i think all the DOS
<RedHeat_wrk> 's are there
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> "Well, I'll tell you what to do, you need to sharpen it," James-Bond said. He got no farther because he suddenly slumped onto the table and fell asleep.
<AcidDose> afhg!
<RedHeat_wrk> do a search on google for :D
<AcidDose> RedHeat_wrk you are lucky
<AcidDose> oh
<Christofori> Ooh.. Dos 4 was the bastard child of all Dos's
<AcidDose> maybe just smarter than i
<RedHeat_wrk> lol
<RedHeat_wrk> past experience to rely on AcidDose :)
<RedHeat_wrk> i hope its the ones you want. let me know cos if its not then i'll upload the version i have
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose turned around, and there was none other than MystiC-DarKneSs. "I love writing," she said, taking the pencil from 
AcidDose, "thank you." She attempted to write with it, and then discovered its problem. "How dare you!" She yelled and shoved the pencil half down AcidDose's throat.
<Christofori> lol.. Dose, screw windoze 1: install DOS 1.0 on a machine!
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose staggered in amazement in the general direction of the john. Several painful hours later, he had retreived his precious pencil half, and cleaned it up.
<Christofori> lol.. MystiC-DarKneSs' first entry into a story.. and what a dramatic one it was!
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> :-)
<AcidDose> i think his is a good one
<RedHeat_wrk> oooh how erotic :D
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> I know so little about her so far, except that she likes to write, and she's Swedish.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> And I can't exactly fit being Swedish into the least I don't see how yet.
<RedHeat_wrk> and she likes marshmallows
<RedHeat_wrk> :)
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> lol
<Christofori> She looks kinda depressed in that pic on the channel page
<AcidDose> hahaha
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Ooooh...okay.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Depressed? Nah.
<AcidDose> she hates bannanas
<Christofori> I said "kinda depressed" not full-blown "depressed" lol
<AcidDose> oh gawd
<Christofori> Oi.. her picture is actually a button linking to a sex site. Click on it and she will be depressed.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Well, still...I think more of a deply contemplative but disinterested look, as if she was chatting wtih idiots.
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<SupaSTa> i'm lookin for binoculars
<SupaSTa> i found this one that zooms 50x!!
<AcidDose> disk 3 has undelete, and the ms utilities, (anti virus, backup, ect, windows utils.)
<SupaSTa> $150
<SupaSTa> =)
<SupaSTa> normal ones zoom around 10
<SupaSTa> i can easily peek into ppl's windows
<Christofori> lol
<Christofori> PeepingStar
<SupaSTa> =)))
<AcidDose> hahahahahahaha
<AcidDose> sss you bastard
<SupaSTa> =D
<Christofori> Are SsS and SnS the same person, or no?
<SupaSTa> i could stand on this hill we have
<SupaSTa> yeah
<SupaSTa> =)
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose carried his pencil all around the station, not sitting down. This was for two reason: One, he wasn't going to rest until 
he finished his story, and two...since he retreived the pencil, he couldn't sit down if he had wanted to.
<SupaSTa> and basicly see all of town's lives
<Christofori> Ok.. I'd wondered about that for a short while
<Christofori> Slam: Didn't you say he was writing his tracker, and that she'd shoved it down his throat?
<Christofori> Or did I misread..
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Not at the same time, no.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> He was writing his tracker at the beginning of the story.
<Christofori> I know.. but you just said story
<Christofori> :P
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> She shoved the pencil down his throat cause she thought he was giving her a bad pencil on purpose.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Oh...I'll edit it up :-p;.
<Christofori> So.. if it was his throat.. why can't he sit down??
<Christofori> tee hee hee
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Read, man, read...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> read back a bit.,
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> .
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<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose found himself in the middle of a long corridor. Suddenly, at the other end of it, BardCat emerged, wearing a sweatsuit, sunglasses, and a gun holster with a tube of KY in it.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose's eyes widened, and he turned around and ran.
<Christofori> omg
<Christofori> lol
<RedHeat_wrk> lol
<AcidDose> slam you sick monkey.
* Christofori is still confused as to why Dose can't sit down.. but.. go on anyway
<AcidDose> i'm gonna reboot
<Christofori> monkey?
<Christofori> spank it!
<AcidDose> because, i have roids
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<Christofori> roids.. lol
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Christofori: MystiC shoved the pencil down his throat, he went to the bathroom, and...retreieved it after a few hours.
<Christofori> Oi!
<Christofori> ok
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> ;-)
<Christofori> I just thought.. um.. never mind :P
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> BardCat dashed after him, not sparing any speed. As he ran, AcidDose snatched a cell phone from SupaSTa, who was telling someone about a new pair of binoculars he had found.
<SupaSTa> :)
<RedHeat_wrk> oooeeerrr
<Christofori> boink
<SupaSTa> =)
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Dialing in a new number, AcidDose called the ops. "Operator," Gargoyle answered. "Ah...I need a little help here," AcidDose said, having reached a dead end. BardCat ran toward him, and was gaining fast. "The door! Gargoyle said, monitoring through the security cameras, "Go through the door!"
<Christofori> lol.. Matrix moment
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Yes :-).
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose attempted to kick down the steel hatch, but this kind of door was not so easily breached. Embarrassed, he slapped the "open" button on the panel next to the door, and the door slid open.
<Christofori> MeowMiX just better not start calling him "Mr. Anderson" ....
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> No, I'll think of something better.
<Christofori> Er..
<Christofori> MeowMiX, may he rest in peace
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Oh? What this time?
<Christofori> He quit #ma again :P
<Christofori> Lockheedbris is coming!
<Christofori> Quick, everyone hide!
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> He ran through without realizing where it led. He immediately found himself in a freefall down a long tube to the bottom of the station. He made a five-hundred point landing in engineering. He barely had time to roll out of the way vefore BardCat landed where he had been.
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<Christofori> Oi preemptbris!
<Libris> Hey kids
<Libris> w0ts happnin' guvnah?
<Christofori> hehe.. that's very perceptive of my script, considering what I said right before you got in here
<Christofori> <Christofori> Lockheedbris is coming!
<Christofori> <Christofori> Quick, everyone hide!
<Libris> ;P You saw me log on in yahoo no doubt ;P
<Christofori> yup
<Christofori> So.. Slam's telling a "Lost Story" -- what about your latest?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose stood at one end of engineering, BardCat stood at the other. A stray comment ModStats had dropped floated past. BardCat readied his KY-hand to draw, and AcidDose, not having a weapon, just kind of stood there.
<Libris> My latest is much longer than the previous - still got a fair bit to write
* Christofori hears the strange call from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"
<Christofori> OIC..
<Christofori> Hmmf
<Christofori> :P
<Libris> KY hand ;D
<RedHeat_wrk> Libris, pls change the topic
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose decided to fake BardCat out, and drew his pencil. BardCat immediately whipped out his tube of KY, and charged down engineering, squirting the goo all the way.
<Christofori> Um.. that should probably read "rather long tube of KY" :P
<RedHeat_wrk> :)
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose kept covering his head and face, and jumped around, desperately avoiding the substance. BardCat was halfway to the other side, when...
*** Libris changes topic to ' - New top 10! NEW directory is now emptied... phew!!'
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Okay.
<RedHeat_wrk> thanks =)
<Libris> Red - what was all that about? ;P
<RedHeat_wrk> st3vor got upset
<RedHeat_wrk> not by my part either
<Christofori> Yeah.. RedHeat didn't even keep him talking about the whole thing.. He's a mess :P
<Libris> St3cor dissing - he used to love it heheh - hypocrite
<Christofori> Not redheat..
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> "Welp, that'll do it for this conduit!" grl's voice sounded out of a crawlspace. The first thing to round the corner was her 
three-foot-wrench, which walloped BardCat squarely in the face, decking him.
<RedHeat_wrk> thanks Christofori :)
<Christofori> :D
<Libris> you go grl!
<RedHeat_wrk> lol
<Christofori> hmm.. I have an idea :P
<Libris> Man BC's sister was weird huh?
<RedHeat_wrk> Libris, did u get my msg the other day? sorry i had to dart of, parents visiting at the time
<Christofori> It will take me some time to implement though.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> "Oh..." she said, looking down, "Oh well. Can I help you with anything?" She said, looking at AcidDose. "AcidDose breathed a sigh of relief. "You just did!" AcidDose turned and ran out of engineering. He was almost to the end when he heard a grinding of metal behind him.
<Christofori> querybris: Oh yeah
<Christofori> Runs in the family
<Libris> Red - I did =) I've been enjoying it in all its glory
<RedHeat_wrk> lol
<RedHeat_wrk> i just have to get round to finishing it now
<RedHeat_wrk> hehe
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> He stopped in his tracks and looked back slowly to see the maintenence elevator slide into place and the door slide open. There was BardCat, good as new. BardCat pulled out his rather long tube of KY and opened fire immediately on the now-fleeing AcidDose.
<Libris> Noooo!
<Christofori> RICLSH
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose ran for yards and yards until he emerged in the middle of the Windows Platform, where Libris was having his annual knitting and quilting craft festival.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> (That's not an insult, is it?)
<RedHeat_wrk> lol
<RedHeat_wrk> oh dear :D
<Christofori> What, RICLSH?
<Christofori> nope
<Libris> lol
<Christofori> Quick! Dose is coming! HIDE!
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> No, knitandquiltbris having a...oh never mind...
<Christofori> Anyone care to ponder a guess at what RICLSH means??
<Christofori> hehe
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose very foolishly ran right into the middle of it. An old lady that had been purchasing a quilt from quiltbris suddenly turned into BardCat, and drew a rather long tube of KY!
<RedHeat_wrk> RedHeat Is Constantly Licking Sweet Honey ?
<Libris> lol red
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> lol
<Christofori> lol
<Christofori> nope, but that's almost as good
<RedHeat_wrk> lmao D:
<RedHeat_wrk> :D
<Libris> Anyone know any decent video editing softwarez?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose had only one hope left. He jumped into the cockpit of the remains of his AcidTracker racer, and took off...sort of.
<Christofori> Adobe Premeir isn't too bad
<Libris> Hmm sounds good - I like Adobe products
<Libris> so its basically the photoshop of video editing?
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<Christofori> hmm.. I guess you might say that
<Christofori> Garg!
<Gargoyle0> hiya
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Two well-placed squirts of KY messed up his fuel tank, and AcidDose found himself careening towards the station's dinner hall! He looked around for an escape rope of some kind, but found none. Smashing through the window, he found himself right in front of the KitKat Bar again, with SLAM and Chrstofori timidly rising from behind their cover.
<Gargoyle0> proxy failed to authenticate so our ISP cut me off for the day
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Gargoyle :-D!
<Gargoyle0> slam =)
<Gargoyle0> !seen warhawk
<Gargoyle0> !seen mazatael
<Libris> Heya Garg - thanks for that great review =)
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<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose climbed out of his ship, taken aback by the loud Rob Zombie music playing.
<Gargoyle0> yeah, warhawk already poked me for it
<Christofori> lol.. warhawk seems to poke people a lot lately
<RedHeat_wrk> thats funny
<RedHeat_wrk> i just bought a kitkat frmo the machine
<Gargoyle0> oh well he complained about me reviewing friends' tunes.
<Gargoyle0> he's basically right
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> He walked along, until he heard a voice behind him. "Hello, AcidDose." It was MystiC, who walked up to AcidDose, and put her arms around his neck. She whispered something in his ear about someone watching him, and a bunch of other babble he didn't honestly care about,
<Gargoyle0> but if i cant review songs by people i know i cant review at all
<Gargoyle0> i got more than 100 addresses
<Christofori> Hmm.. If everyone were in the channel all the time, and they all talked to each other, there would be no way to review
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Finally, he pecked her one on the check, to which her reply was to grab his pencil half and shove it down his throat again.
<Gargoyle0> cheek that is?
<Christofori> lol
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Yes, thank you :-).
<Christofori> poor Slammo
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> lol
<Gargoyle0> Crimson_Aaargh !
<RedHeat_wrk> hiya Gargoyle0 !
<Gargoyle0> RedHeat_wrk !
<Christofori> Garg: CK says "yes I'm in the group" and also mentioned something about having some web space
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Finally, three angry-looking BardCats jumped up from the Windows platform, and began scanning the room for AcidDose. They dashed after him quickly, and before he knew it, he was fleeing from them on the highest floors of the station.
<Gargoyle0> woohoo
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<zerofx> ello people
<Christofori> Garg: I sent him that screenshot of the site page you sent me
<zerofx> any demo developers in here?
<Christofori> Oi zerofx
<Gargoyle0> hehe
<Christofori> not me
<Gargoyle0> zerfx hi
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> He decided to climb on the outside of the windows, and try to reach a scaffolding that grl had left there. However, the air was a tad thin for his tastes, and he was forced to go back inside, where the three BardCats were waiting for him.
<zerofx> i have a song i want done with animation and if any of you happen to know someone let me know
<RedHeat_wrk> =)
<Libris> zerofx - a friend of mine recently released a musicdisk with a graphical interface, a bit of anim etc - I could get in touch with his crew 
and see...
<zerofx> plz do id appreciate
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> They took him inside to a small room, and slammed him down on a table. Bent over, and slammed with so much force, the pencil shot out from AcidDose's behind with so much force it buried itself in the forehead of one of the BardCats. However, it was only one of the clones, which disappeared, leaving two more to deal with.
<zerofx> and they could get paid if they do a nice enuff job 
<zerofx> :)
<Libris> ok cool =)
<Gargoyle0> ooooh
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<Gargoyle0> ooooh
<Gargoyle0> new top10
<Gargoyle0> =)
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose ran as fast as he could, but the BardCats kept gaining on him. Finally, he saw someone running his way. It was Libris, brandishing a pair of dangerous looking knitting needles.
<RedHeat_wrk> Libris whats the waether like at your place today?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> unwisebris brashly attacked the BardCats, and was soon overwhelmed, but he allowed AcidDose to escape.
<Libris> Red - its quite pleasant - not too hot for once
<RedHeat_wrk> xlnt :)
<Libris> use the knitting needles libris!
<Libris> How bout on your end Red - kite flying weather?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose called Gargoyle and informed him that he needded guns - a lots of them, but gargoyle was sad to report that all they had on the station were pencils.
<RedHeat_wrk> its been the warmest over tha last few days as its ever been this year so far
<Gargoyle0> eggdrops, lots of eggdrops
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose stoped short. "Pencils?" he asked.
<RedHeat_wrk> Libris , almost the right weather, time is a problem thou :( hehe
* Gargoyle0 says "Operator!" lol, how appropriate
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> "Yes," Gargoyle replied, "Pencils. Lots of pencils."
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Yes :-).
<Gargoyle0> hey, irc ois making sense for once
<RedHeat_wrk> hahaha :D
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose, although tempted to simply take the pencils and finish his AcidTracker, knew that he had to rescue capturedbris.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Borrowing grl's ship, which had just had a cow, he blasted off for BardCat's homeplanet of Quebec.
<Libris> Chris: downloading Premiere - this is gonna take some time...
<Christofori> lol.. distantbris: Yeah, I know.. it's rather large
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> He landed in front of a building with neon lights saying "BardCat's Brothel: All you can eat, drink, and be merry with buffet."
<RedHeat_wrk> lol
<Libris> I'm trying to make a video clip for one of my tracks - should be interesitn.
<Christofori> wow.. Tracking Music Videos. Now THERE's a concept!!
<RedHeat_wrk> Libris , i tried that once... adobe premier was quite good :) however i had a shitty old version which kept crashing
<Christofori> I think I have 6.01; fairly stable
<Libris> I'm getting 6.something so it should be cool
<Christofori> ephemeridesbris: What speed/interface does your hard drive have?
<RedHeat_wrk> yeah anything above 5 is good hehe
<Libris> Chirs: I havent a clue - how do I check? ;P
<Christofori> hmm...
<Christofori> How new is your computeR?
<Christofori> -R+r
<RedHeat_wrk> my harddrive is 30gigeburps big
<Libris> Over a year old
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Right before he climbed out of the ship, AcidDose realized that he had a stowaway. It was grl! She informed him that he wasn't going to be able to get morpheubris out by himself, and that since she was the ranking op on #modarchive, IF he didn't like it, he could go to hell.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose quickly agreed, and the two of them walked into BardCat's establishment.
<Christofori> hmm..
<Christofori> You might either have an ATA66 or ATA100 drive..
<Christofori> You may experience a lot of dropped frames
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Several short, fat, lazy BardCat clones wearing little policeman caps stood bored around a metal detector. AcidDose walked through the metal detector, and, of course, it beeped, as metal detectors always do.
<Christofori> I had to buy a FireWire external HD for my video scratch disk
<Libris> yowch, I cant doo that...
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Backing up, he said, "Oh, sorry, forgot my watch." Removing his watch and placing it in the cute little wicker basket the BardCats had provided he walked through the metal detector again with no problems.
<Christofori> dartbris: It may work OK for you to just use your system hard drive; but it'd be better if you at least had two drives to use
<RedHeat_wrk> i have 1 gigaburp of memory in my PC at home :D
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<Libris> Hmm...might not be possible - does that mean extensive editing at a high quality wont work?
<RedHeat_wrk> it will be v. slow i think Libris 
<Christofori> winerybris: You may have problems with it, yes
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose and Grl walked cooly toward the elevator at the back of the lobby, and entered it. They went straight up to the floor that neardeathbris was being held in, and burst through the door, pencils in hand.
<Christofori> ocularbris: You may as well go ahead with it and try, though..
<Libris> Oh well - worth a shot I guess..
<Libris> yeah
<Christofori> Who knows? It may work fine
<Libris> damn 70 meg dl ..mumble..mumble...
<Christofori> lol
<Christofori> How much time does it say is remaining?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> The BArdCats cowardly threw up their hands when they saw the wide array of drawing pencils, #2 pencisls, mechanical pencils, giant pencils, .5 mm pencils, .7mm pencils, and charcoal pencils that our heroic duo carried.
<Christofori> Cause..
<Christofori> I could burn it to CD and send it to you faster, perhaps.. :P
<Libris> I'm getting from kazaa - and at the moment it isnt even downloading...
<RedHeat_wrk> i was thinking the same thing lol
<Libris> ;P
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Grabbing prostratebris, AcidDose and grl got a running start, and blasted towards the window. They didn't have enough speed however, and simply smacked into the glass.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> backing up a bit further, they tried again. This time, to their dismay, they succeeded.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> They plumetted over forty stories, until they landed safely in the S.S. 32MB. Grl didn't bother waiting until they were back in TCPspace to engage the Etherdrive, she umped into Etherspace immediately, and a few seconds later were back at #modarchive.
<Christofori> BardCat's brothel is in a high rise building?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Sure, why not?
<Christofori> lol
<Libris> that is VERY scary
<RedHeat_wrk> or a hi-res bulding? hehe
<Christofori> lol!
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> YOu think that's scary? I could've described what the building was shaped like :-|.
<Christofori> RICLSH
<Libris> LOL slam
<Libris> Red Is Christofori's Lover So Hah!
<Christofori> lol.. nope
<RedHeat_wrk> OI!
<Libris> ;P
<RedHeat_wrk> lol
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> They placed inneedofmedicalattentionbris on a bed for those in need of medical attention, and let the local medic work. The first step was to fill porousbris full of little pins for full-body accupuncture, and then send an electric charge through each one of them. Several days later, porcupinebris was back on his feet and better than ever.
<Christofori> Wow.. growl's ship is da shit
<Libris> goddamn Kazaa
<RedHeat_wrk> lol
<Gargoyle0> minomus, Libris: about the review... i mean i think the score is justified. If i reviewed a song whcih would deserve a 0, i'd put a 0 as 
<Gargoyle0> eh
<Gargoyle0> minomus left
<Libris> Garg - thanks. Glad you did like it.
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> AcidDose, in the meantime, fell asleep in his room, almost done with AcidTracker. HAving several bad dreams about MystiC-DarKneSs ramming another pencil down his throat, AcidDose drooled over his sourcecode. He awoke to find it gooped away completely.
<Christofori> lol
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> And, as we see the station from a distance we hear the hopeless scream of "I'M NEVER GOING TO FINSH THIS %(*^#(&@ PROGRAM!!!"
<Gargoyle0> lol
<Christofori> haha
<Gargoyle0> minomus wasnt there at all
<Gargoyle0> ah great
<Gargoyle0> i'm tired
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Me too.
<RedHeat_wrk> hihi
* Libris appluads
<Crimson_Aaargh> 'lo people
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<Crimson_Aaargh> wb 
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Well, I'm going to bed now, I've logged that story, and I'll edit it later.
* Christofori provides a hint for those of you who are interested (all.. um.. 0 of you): lol -> rofl -> roflmfao -> RICLSH
<Christofori> Slam: cool; c'ya laterz
<RedHeat_wrk> Popplebris, or is that CareBearbirs?
<RedHeat_wrk> bris*
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<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Rolling in circles, laughing...
<Gargoyle0> ricl?
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Hmmm...
<Christofori> CK! wb
<Christofori> Slam; not close at all
<Christofori> :P
<Libris> I once had a popple - sadly
<RedHeat_wrk> wb Crimson_King 
<SLAM[CD-CoS]> Okay, bye all :-)!
<Christofori> bye
<Libris> cya Slam
<RedHeat_wrk> lol a boy having a popple/?!
<RedHeat_wrk> omg!
<Crimson_King> thnx
<RedHeat_wrk> lol
<RedHeat_wrk> :D
<Libris> lol
<Libris> I was little dammit

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